October 2009
28 posts
Hey God, I dare you to say it to my face. Hey God, I’ll pull you outta the sky and make you 14 again.
RT @shitmydadsays “I like the dog. If he can’t eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.”
I’ve offz have my bar dude
I hate you greg
Strictly business friendship
This ones for you baby girl dave <3
Fuck you hobbits
‘Honestly if you were fat i wouldn’t be hanging out with you think about it how many ugly friends do i have’
http://twitpic.com/lbklv -
Two of hearts two hearts we beat as one
You makin my dreams come true
WHY DON’T YOU KNOW THE CUPID SHUFFLE FUCK YOU
Swear to blog
16 miles on my bike say what?
RT @michaelwaskom @trishafairskin http://bit.ly/283Fs4
Nichole just asked me to suck her toys
:-)!
Miley cirus how could you
Then maybe you shouldn’t dress like a bumble bee bitch
Are there ants dropping out of the sky? You antspants
MY PHONE IS A POS
Think before you speak think before you speak think before you speak think before you speak
FESTIVAL!
http://twitpic.com/klnth - Workz
Toyland toyland little girl and boy land
Only Ladies Play Croquet
No i’m not fine stop asking
Stop timing out @facebook
September 2009
25 posts
My aunt made me take off my chipped nailpolish before leaving the house
I’m an uncultured little white girl
http://twitpic.com/iwset -
Copper in my mouth with a smile
nimble mind and nimble heart/ still trying to find joy in a tad less than misery
Jennifer’s body equals a bottle of pinot
Well fuck me
If i had one wish
Haircut
Sooooo thirsty
Dude don’t be a Kanye! “New Boys have changed their song You’re a Jerk to You’re a Kanye.”
You’re a stick in the mud
Oh hey @_carbs!
Shut uppppppp
What the hell vin diesel is gay?
09/09/09
http://twitpic.com/guxoc - Happy
I would take the smell of a skunk over a rose any day.
I’m in mannsville oklahoma hahah gross
Shorty got me weak like the weekend ova
”Hey, what’s going on?”
Please note that the cupid shuffle is close to impossible with flipflops on via waxed hardwood dance floor