Hey God, I dare you to say it to my face. Hey God, I’ll pull you outta the sky and make you 14 again.
Oct 21
Oct 16
RT @shitmydadsays “I like the dog. If he can’t eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.”
Oct 14
I’ve offz have my bar dude
I hate you greg
Oct 13
Strictly business friendship
This ones for you baby girl dave <3
Fuck you hobbits
‘Honestly if you were fat i wouldn’t be hanging out with you think about it how many ugly friends do i have’
Oct 12
Oct 11
Two of hearts two hearts we beat as one
